OneLiner — April 15, 2026
Three movie quotes from this date. Featuring Spaceballs (1987), X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014), The Picture of Dorian Gray (1945).
Buzz, I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Answer: Spaceballs ()
Dark Helmet explains his relationship to Lone Starr. Mel Brooks' parody of the Empire Strikes Back reveal lands harder if you know the original.
Just because someone stumbles and loses their path doesn't mean they're lost forever.
Answer: X-Men: Days of Future Past ()
Professor X says this to his younger self through time. McAvoy and Stewart share it across timelines — the franchise's finest single scene.
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
Answer: The Picture of Dorian Gray ()
Lord Henry Wotton delivers Wilde's most famous epigram. The 1945 Hurd Hatfield adaptation remains the most faithful Oscar Wilde film ever made.