OneLiner — July 13, 2026
Three movie quotes from this date. Featuring My Neighbor Totoro (1988), Witness for the Prosecution (1957), The Lighthouse (2019).
Everybody, try laughing. Then whatever scares you will go away.
Answer: My Neighbor Totoro ()
The father tells the girls during a thunderstorm. Hayao Miyazaki's 1988 Studio Ghibli classic. Totoro himself became the studio's mascot.
I am constantly surprised that women's hats do not provoke more murders.
Answer: Witness for the Prosecution ()
Charles Laughton's barrister Sir Wilfrid in Billy Wilder's 1957 Agatha Christie adaptation. Six Oscar nominations including Best Picture. Marlene Dietrich's turn on the stand is one of the great courtroom reveals.
Why'd ya spill yer beans?
Answer: The Lighthouse ()
Willem Dafoe to Robert Pattinson in Robert Eggers's 2019 black-and-white two-hander. Shot in 1.19:1 aspect ratio. Dafoe's dialogue was lifted from period maritime journals.